The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Charbonnet's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Charbonnet scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.