The Garbage-Time Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Ref: "Number Charbonnet, that's a flag." Charbonnet: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Charbonnet tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
87%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Charbonnet, Charbonnet, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.