The Stuffed Run Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Charbonnet gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
81%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Charbonnet's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.