The Snap Count Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Charbonnet gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- Charbonnet finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Charbonnet drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.