The Fumble Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Charbonnet's stadium. Only over Charbonnet.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Charbonnet is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
78%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Charbonnet's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.