The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Charbonnet runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
76%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Charbonnet drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.