The Garbage-Time Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- Charbonnet's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
83%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Charbonnet drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.