The Late Scratch Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Charbonnet's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Charbonnet's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.