The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Charbonnet scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.