The Stuffed Run Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Charbonnet's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Charbonnet gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
76%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Charbonnet drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.