The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Charbonnet scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.