The Fumble Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Charbonnet gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
80%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Charbonnet drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.