The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Charbonnet is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Charbonnet's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.