The Phantom Flag Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- Charbonnet gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Charbonnet drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.