The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- The broadcast shows Charbonnet on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A mysterious flag erases Charbonnet's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Charbonnet's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.