The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- A mysterious flag erases Charbonnet's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Charbonnet gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
89%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Charbonnet's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.