The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The broadcast shows Charbonnet on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
85%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Charbonnet, Charbonnet, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.