The Committee Backfield Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Charbonnet will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Charbonnet's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.