The Committee Backfield Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Charbonnet tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Charbonnet drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.