The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch is already "Doubtful" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- The broadcast shows Branch on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Branch goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Branch's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.