The Upright Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gonzalez. Gonzalez does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
81%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gonzalez, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.