The Phantom Flag Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Gonzalez is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Gonzalez, Gonzalez, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.