The Hamstring Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thomas was due a breakout.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thomas drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.