The Inch-Short Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Ref: "Number Flowers, that's a flag." Flowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
- Flowers gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
76%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Flowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.