The Phantom Flag Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
- Flowers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
80%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.