The Late Scratch Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Flowers's stadium. Only over Flowers.
- Flowers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
75%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Flowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.