The Hamstring Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Flowers, that's a flag." Flowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Flowers, Flowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.