The Snap Count Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Flowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ref: "Number Flowers, that's a flag." Flowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
86%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Flowers, Flowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.