The Snap Count Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“The broadcast shows Flowers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Flowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Flowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.