The Phantom Holding Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Flowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Flowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Flowers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.