The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Flowers's stadium. Only over Flowers.
74%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.