The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
- Flowers drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Flowers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.