The Late Scratch Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Flowers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
74%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Flowers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.