The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Flowers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
86%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Flowers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.