The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The QB looks at Flowers exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
81%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.