The Hamstring Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Flowers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.