The Inch-Short Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flowers was due a breakout.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Flowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Flowers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.