The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Flowers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
76%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.