The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Flowers's stadium. Only over Flowers.
- Flowers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Flowers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.