The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“The broadcast shows Flowers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Flowers is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
78%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.