The Late Scratch Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Flowers gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
79%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Flowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.