The Inch-Short Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“The QB looks at Flowers exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Flowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Flowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.