The Butter-Finger Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Flowers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.