The Butter-Finger Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Flowers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Flowers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.