The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Ref: "Number Flowers, that's a flag." Flowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Flowers drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
89%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Flowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.