The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flowers was due a breakout.
- A mysterious flag erases Flowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Flowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.