The Phantom Holding Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Flowers, Flowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.