The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Flowers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
84%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.