The Snap Count Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Flowers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flowers was due a breakout.
80%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Flowers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.