The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.